Nerdiest

I made up a word today and it is "spanishier". I used it to discribe the new Mars Volta album Frances The Mute. If you dont have this album, get it. Put it in your stereo, wait about a minute and 20 seconds, then behold the long lost art of the screaming guitar solo. This album doesnt rock as hard as De-Loused In The Comatorium, but it is true that you just cant rock that hard all the time. I was a little concerned that there are only 5 tracks on the album, but the average track length is about 10 minutes, and the 5th track is 30 minutes long! Holy attention span, Batman.

I am the nerdiest.

In other news, Austin will be bringing the William Shatner album Has Been to our party. So, if you like shit that is awesome, come hear it. Also come hear Mira Flores and The Flying Saucers.

The Twilight Cafe, April 30th. 6pm.

do it.

Also, Pancho and I made up a word and it is "Amptastic". I sortof had a love-hate relationship with this word at first, as I hate it when people say they are "amped" about anything, but I think I stripped the word of all lameness by adding "tastic" to it. You can basically strip any word of any lameness by adding "tastic" to it. Observe:

"Our Social Security is totally Bushtastic!"

well.... almost...