Ok Myspace,

You're on notice. Is anyone else completely annoyed by how slow that fucking website is? Seriously, if you are going to have the most popular, most visited (and camped-out-on) website on the internet, you'd better be able to handle your shit!
Didnt it just get bought by some rich media mogul? Cant they afford to keep it from sucking? Also, when did it become an obsession to sit and post all of your spam as bulletins?
*le sigh*
I used to love that stupid website. Now it just pisses me off. Like a good boyfriend gone bad.
Speaking of good things gone bad, nothing ruins a persons day more than old parking tickets that have come back to haunt them. Those things dont just go away, folks. In fact, they just grow and grow until one day, they are a monstrous force to be reckoned with.

I leave you with this:



White Ninja is the shit!