1. Is "moistest" even a word?
2. When the fuck did everyone in the world start saying "yay!" and why cant they let me have just *one* unique exclamation that is only mine?
3. Who, in the year 2006, doesn't know what "minimize that window" means?
This week is gonna be interesting.
In other news, I walked to Safeway this morning to pick up a cake ("the moistest you've ever tasted") for our interns who have to go back to school soon, and was pretty amazed at how people react to a person walking down the street with a giant cake in their hands. It was the first time in a long while that I have feared being mugged.
"Mugged". Ha! Does anyone say that anymore? I am such a fucking honkey.
Anyway. I was almost affraid that someone would harm me in order to take my cake.
Ha! Honkey-er. Honkier? Hmm. I cant help it.
4 comments:
That was a FRESH blog post, dude! Top-notch! :]
-Chris
P.S. Let's all bring "fresh" back.
Thanks!
Yes, I agree. Lets bring "fresh" back.
Currently, instead of saying "cool" or "awesome" (though I doubt I'll ever break those deep seated habbits), I'll say "key".
Example:
My friend Chris's sweater collection is pretty fucking key.
See how hip that is? Im not even sure I can pull off hip on that level, but Im damn sure gonna give it a try.
you've just stolen my word...and that isn't key at all. :(
Yes, but it is VERY key that you are my boyfriend, and that means I get to steal from you when ever I want!
:)
xoxo
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