Exhale!

This weekend I was the last person on Earth to start reading The Da Vinci Code and... H-O-L-Y... S!
At first it took me a while to notice that I wasn't breathing while reading the first few chapters. Then, upon noticing this, I tried to breathe normally, but could only breathe in, and then in some more, and then hold my breath, then breathe in more, then repeat.
I'm only about 50 pages in, so I hope I survive the rest of the book.

Fin.