Wednesday, December 06, 2006

And the award goes to...

Did anyone watch the Billboard Music Awards on Monday night? I understand that anything can happen on a live awards show, but holy shit, I have never seen such a mess on TV! Either she was drunk off her ass, or Fergie cant walk and sing at the same time; Cathy Griffin and Jesse McCartney are apparently never funny, especially when trying to diss each other on live TV; although it was funny to watch, 3-6 Mafia cant read (or arent interested in reading the prompter); Paris Hilton didnt show up (and who gives a shit) so Chris Katan filled in for her by saying "thats hot" a lot and Carmen Electra kept telling him "stop!" and "dont say that!" like a fucking moron. Plus other things that I cant remember at the moment, but as a whole, the show was a fucking train wreck.

I guess the moral of this story is: when celebrities are left to their own devices it becomes VERY clear that they are just as retarded as the rest of us. Not US as in you and me, you know... us... as in... them.

Yeah.


P.S. I never say "diss", but at 8 am there is no other word to use.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think we should all embrace our command of early-90s slang. "I'm sorry if I dissed you." "That girl's dope." And so on.

The celebrity issue is confusing, right? Are they actually dumber than the rest of us, or is it just that they have cameras following them 24/7?

Chrissy said...

An excellent point. If cameras followed me all the time the world would see what a dumb-ass I am, too.

Word.

Anonymous said...

Word. Just remember, retaliation is a must where I'm from. I don't know how they roll in "P-town". Yeah, boyeeeeeeeee!!!!

Chrissy said...

Im so glad we watched Boys In The Hood last night. Now we are properly brushed-up on our 90's hood movie slang. :)

If only my name was Trey...

xoxo

Anonymous said...

Wait till we watch "Don't be a Menace". ;)

Anonymous said...

I meant "Menace to Society".

Chrissy said...

We should watch "Dont be a Menace" too though! :)

Anonymous said...

Totally off topic, but look! Jason Klopf got arrested. I saw it on TV.

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_120906_news_reckless_driver.102f899d.html

Anonymous said...

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Chrissy said...

HOLY SHIT! Thank you for posting this link! I love it!
Are we really surprised though? I mean, not that *this* could be expected, its just not that surprising. That Jason, his screws are loose sometimes.

:)

Anonymous said...

Who is that dude?