Why is everything a reality TV contest? Seriously. There has to be a line drawn somewhere, dammit, and we as a nation need to delegate who will draw it! My vote is for Mr. T.
Side note to Mr. Timberlake: You are above this. You are flirting dangerously with a line, which if crossed leads no where except Chaotic Reduex: The Death of Justin Timberlake's Career. No one wants that. No one.
Anywho. The weekend was productive and fun which is hard to pull off sometimes. Saturday the Christmas shopping was in full effect, greatly reducing the size of my list. All that's left are a few little things to pick up later this week, and Pancho and I will be done! Yay! After the shopping was the wrapping (not to be confused with rapping, which I absolutely cannot do) and then off to the Mercedes Christmas party. The party was excellent, despite the fact that we didn't win any trips, TVs, Ipods, money or anything else raffled off at the event. We were grateful to receive a very delicious and free dinner, and we even managed to have a drink each. Our table was easily the most fun (and best looking) table in the joint, and Pancho was hands-down the sexiest guy on Earth (as he is everyday, by the way, for those of you who are wondering). One may think that a Mercedes-Benz Christmas Party at the Oswego Lake Country Club sounds about as fun as a stick in the eye; but one would be wrong, it was a great time.
Tomorrow my pinche sancho gets his wisdom teeth removed, and I will repay all of the wonderful taking-care-of that he paid me when I got my wisdom teeth yanked. Conveniently, this will basically allow him to be completely drugged up while my family is in town for the holidays. I hope he will share. :)
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2 comments:
Two key things:
1. Being at the best-looking table...every time.
2. Sharing after wisdom teeth. That why jesus put so many pills in the bottles.
Sharing means caring and I'm all about caring. I almost forgot your family was gonna be here. Thank god for pills. I guess now I'm gonna have to go through the agony of having, or the feeling like I'm having, my teeth pulled twice. ;) The only reason our table looked so good was cuz a pretty lady in pink sat next to me and made all the other females look like flea-ridden mutts.
Ibanz
if he dies, he dies
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