Random Thoughts

Would it be great to take down myspace for a few days or even a whole week and watch the whole world lose its mind? I think so.
So, I bought Jon Stewarts book "America" and I really like it. Its strange to try and just read it cover to cover because its laid out exactly like a text book, and I mean, who reads text books cover to cover? No one, thats who.
Also, I am reading (cover to cover) A Monk Swimming and I love this book. You should go out and buy/borrow/obtain it and read it too.
Unrelated: I woke up out of a dead sleep the other night with this realization: "Jesus Christ, I am about to be really sick!" I then proceeded to the bathroom where I discovered that feeling like passing out (or passing out, Im sure) is very fucking scary. You cant even control your own consciousness. I've been under the very heavy influence of many substances in my short life and I have to say that each time I've "passed out" or "crashed" because of them I at least made a decision in my mind that "Yes, I think I will go to sleep now." And then I was out. There was no choice involved the other night and that was decidedly un-cool.
Words of wisdom: "Keep your consciousness and wits about you, you need them to like, live and stuff."

Unrelated-er: I think Excel spreadsheets are Satans way of letting the world know that hell is very organized.


The End.