Monday, January 08, 2007

Found!

Pancho and I did everyone a favor this weekend and found Waldo. He's underneath the Steel Bridge (of course).



Speaking of the Steel Bridge, Portlanders, you really need to have a lot more love for this structure. Did you know that it is the only bridge of its kind in the WORLD? Thats pretty impressive considering the amount of stuff in the world these days! I have a t-shirt that displays my love of the Steel Bridge, its pink and has a silhouette of the bridge with a heart over it. You should get one too.

Anywho. You know what really tans my hide? People who are condescending because they think their job is so cool, when in fact, they are just a barista (which is way too fancy a name for someone who makes overpriced coffee), or a sales person in a store, or what ever. I get this all the time in coffee shops, clothing stores, record stores, at make-up counters and in bars or restaurants. Its ridiculous! I just want to tell them, "You make minimum wage! Get over yourself!"

Retards.

And speaking of retards, today I was searching the internet for the definition of Jack Ass and I found it. Behold: Corey Haim: Me, Myself and I. I understand if you cant make yourself watch the whole thing, it was extremely hard for me to and it only takes a minute to realize that this kid's mom should have swallowed him. I kinda feel bad though, because with any luck, he's all grown up and regreting the 80's big time. There's a guy who cant go a day without thinking to himself, "I was such a fucking jack ass!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha I have a guy that I work with that is names waldo and we always are shouting "where's waldo" i know he secrectly hates us and will more than likely come to work and shoot us all but it is funny at the time :)

Chrissy said...

Ha! There needs to be more people named Waldo in the world!

:)

xo