Is it just me or is Carrot Top looking more and more like that dude from Silence of the Lambs?
"IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!"
Anywho, lets admit it, sometimes life is a bitch and sometimes you find 60 bucks in an empty cigarette pack in Chinatown (true story). Whats more amazing than the fact that I happened to notice there was money inside a cigarette pack laying on the side of the street -and it turned out to be 60 bucks- is that I found it in Chinatown. I mean, seriously, when was the last time you saw a fucking quarter laying around the streets of Chinatown? It is full of people searching for anything. The thing is, I cant figure out what the world is trying to tell me. Buy lottery tickets? Lots of chocolate ice cream and tabloid magazines? Nintendo games? (Zelda! Finally!)
Things that make you go hmmmm...
Completely unrelated - I went through my entire wardrobe and got rid of 2 big trash bags full of clothes over the weekend. It was heartbreaking; it was horrifying; it was empowering; it was great. Strangely enough, it took me longer to get ready for work this morning than ever. I stood in front of my closet like a deer in headlights, faced with so many options. Im used to having to dig through shit to find something I like, but now, I like it all. Whats a girl to do?
Eat French fries, thats what.
xo
2 comments:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
Ok:
1. Yes, he totally looks like Buffalo Bill.
2. Why the CRAP is he wearing eyeliner? Why the crap is he wearing THAT MUCH eyeliner?
Should there be a legal limit for eyeliner? Im not sure about this, as an AVID fan of eyeliner (for myself, not Carrot Top), I feel its important for people to have creative freedom. Maybe we could implement a "three strikes and you're out" system. In which case Carrot Top would be on strike number 3543654020153473421215678672.
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