Pissey-ness

To kind of keep a theme going, Todays topic:

Things that piss me off:

The wind. It makes cold days even colder (todays temperature: 35, wind chill: -15); it makes rain fall sideways (and if you're me, directly into your eyes); its impossible to look cool in; and in states like Nevada, it can give you the very special feeling of standing inside a blow dryer (but with the added bonus of sand and dirt in your eyes, nose and mouth).

Suburban cops that come downtown and give out jay walking tickets. This hasn't happened to me yet (knock on wood) but it has happened to a few of my co-workers. Cant we just collectively say "Look asshole, I dont know how you do it in Gresham, but down here WE JAY WALK! Now, fuck off!" I mean, is this even legal? Dont they have jurisdiction limitations or boundaries or something?

The fact that everyone in every mall everywhere in the world walks slower than me. AND they probably only walk this slow when I am in the mall with them, the rest of the time they probably walk like normal human beings.

Britney Spears. Please go the fuck away. Forever. Please take Kevin Federline and Anna Nicole with you. Apparently never doing anything to warrant fame, and death werent enough to make America shut the fuck up about them once and for all.

Le sigh. Thats it for now. Honestly, arent you sick of my pissey-ness? Me too.

xo