So, I kind of hate Angelina Jolie for making it kind of hard to hate her. I mean, on one hand, shes a home wrecking slut (I dont care what you say) and on the other, who wouldnt leave their otherwise happy home to travel the globe and save the world with one of the most beautiful women alive? She is doing a lot of great things like donating a THIRD of her gigantic salary to help starving children and people living in extreme poverty; and using her fame to bring attention to horrific situations all over the world; and building hospitals in Africa and all that shit. But, lets face it, she is also kind of creepy and she has a tendency to piss me off. I mean, she once made out with her brother on a red carpet somewhere; she was super fucking weird with Billy Bob -wearing a vile of his blood around her neck- and constantly grossing us all out by being all over him all the time. Plus she broke up Americas golden couple. And shes got those gigantic lips. Those awful, cant-not-stare-at-'em lips. PLUS she was in Hackers. I know, ew.
Maybe its like with puppies and kids: they HAVE to be super cute in order to live through being such an asshole all the time. Only, Angelina HAS to be beautiful AND save the world too.
2 comments:
In defense of Angelina:
1. She looked super hot in Hackers, with the short hair and the spinning and the kicking (not that it made the movie suck THAT much less.)
2. Unlike Britney and Paris and so on, she's fighting the good fight.
3. Yeah, I don't have anything on the home wrecker thing. She's that for sure.
She is fighting the good fight, but she's also kind-of "kid collecting" too, which is extra strange and creepy. Granted, she can certainly afford the multi-cultural basketball-team-of-a-family she is aquiring, its just strange to me.
*shrug*
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