Friday, March 02, 2007

You May Have to Put on the Red Light...

I have a bone to pick with Sting for prompting the most ridiculous concert ticket prices EVER. Thanks, Sting! Yes, we've all been dying for a Police reunion tour, and yes, we said we would give our right arm or our first born for it, but we didnt mean it! Its a figure of speech!



My childhood dreams of seeing The Police have been shattered. I hope you are happy, Sting. You fantastically rich bastard. I have GOT to win tickets. And just so everyone knows, its every man for himself (or herself) because these contests are gonna be no-holds-barred, knock-down-drag-out fights to the death! Cage matches! Ladders! Tables! Folding chairs!

I'll see YOU in The Octagon!

2 comments:

kungfuramone said...

Just because the guy can make sweet tantric love all night long, he thinks he's worth 800 bucks a ticket? Bah!

Anonymous said...

seriously, just to watch a bunch of old guys play songs you can listen to on a fucking CD? that much!?!?! you know, this is why i love movies over music, because movies will always be a standard fee of $10 (here in SF) and you'll either get a great film, or something to laugh about for 20 minutes before you forget about it, or someone mentions it in conversation...

edwin