The good news is that I continue to tap into this unknown source of strength and march forward, even if uneasy at times. The bad news is that I continue to need all of this extra strength because life, she is a bitch sometimes (particularly right now).
Something that has been on my mind lately: mankind should truly fear the wrath of a scorned woman. All people have a bit of evil in them but it seems that women have a way of tapping into it that is so deliciously wicked, its as though I will never tire of hearing stories of sweet revenge on men that did their women wrong. Perhaps its because I've been cheated on so many times that I can really relate to the burning rage in these women but sometimes there is a level of creativity that just has to be admired.
For instance - A friend of mine found a strippers phone number and several text messages to the stripper in her boyfriends phone. After her boyfriend paraded around in a t-shirt he bought at the club this stripper "dances" at, my friend clearly had no choice but to wait until he wasnt home, find his stupid shirt and cut it into a million pieces. THEN! Because my friend is awesome and a genius, she threw all of the little pieces in the trash and had HIM take it out before he even realized that the shirt was missing. Brilliant!
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