Things that rock your face off:

Pirating things from the internet. Im not gonna go incriminating myself, Im just saying that the idea of it is super fucking sweet ass. I never, never do these things though. Ever.

The Best of Dio According to Chrissy. This CD is going to TOTALLY rock hard.

My cue is in the shop, getting a brand spakin new (and improved!) tip. Sweeeeeet.

My sister. She just does.

Things that do not rock in the least:

The fact that my car stereo decided to take a fucking vacation from working. Driving in silence is the least rockinest thing EVER.

These MOTHERFUCKING birds that live in the trees on my street and shit on my car CONSTANTLY. Change your goddam diet, birds. This is ridiculous.

Back pain. Back pain fucking SUCKS.

smoochies.