Heaven

While the rest of the world outside was sweltering in heat yesterday, I was wholed up in my freshly-cleaned, beautiful and air-conditioned bedroom with my Pancho and my Chiquita. I felt like queen of the nile laying on pillows with my sexy man-servant rubbing my chonies-only bottom while I petted my purring kitty and ate a delicious, juicy granny smith apple. The best things in life most certainly are free