Not you, you're smart. You know... other people. They're stupid. And heres proof.
Also, did you know that Courtney Love and Billy Corgan are dating? Thats... weird. I mean, honestly Billy, Courtney Love? Ew. Im sure you have a lot of fans that are cuter, cleaner, less obnoxious and arent, you know, raging attention-starved bitches. Did you see her on the Roast of Pamela Anderson? Yeah.
Im just saying.
In other news, I discovered your new favorite band for you (ok, ONE of your new favorite bands), the "Gypsy punk" band Gogol Bordello. The front man, Eugene Hutz plays Alex in Everything is Illuminated (your new favorite movie), and their song "Start Wearing Purple" plays during the end credits. Listen to it and other songs on their myspace page. See? I do so much research for you!
I hope my boyfriend will still have sushi with me at some point this weekend even though we are... how you say?... Broke.
The end.
2 comments:
Yes, Gogol Bordello is the rockingest thing this side of the Ukraine. It's true. And, yeah, god, has Billy really fallen that far? Is there some kind of secret charm to Courtney the rest of us don't know about? Like, can she do amazing card tricks or break dance or something?
Dude, its scary. I dont know why the world doesnt just ignore her. She's awful.
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