So I have to tell you about a pretty amusing conversation Pancho and I had on our way to the grocery store last night. But first, a little background information: since Pancho moved in with me downtown, he is constantly pointing out things he would do if he were homeless; where he would sleep, what he would eat, how he would get money, things he would do for fun. And last night, after another one of these occurrences, it dawned on me:
Me: "If you ever become homeless in this city, you are going to have a serious game plan."
Pancho: "I know!"
Me: "You aren't gonna be one of those 'dont give a shit' bums, you'll be a 'got it all figured out' bum."
Pancho: "Yeah, it'll be like 'damn, that bum really has his shit together!' or 'that bum is really going places!'"
He's such a natural over-achiever that he would even excel at being homeless. How do you not love that guy?
2 comments:
I would've totally eaten that peach we saw. ;)
pancho the bumizzle
I've come across some pretty successful bums with regular commutes and everything. I wonder if they planned things out beforehand or if they had to learn as they went.
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