You know how sometimes, when you get drunk, you want to rip shit out of the ground? My friend Paul has been known to wrestle parking meters while drunk, and often Pancho fantasizes about punching a couch so hard, it wraps around his arm. I even find myself wishing I could knock anyone out.
The thing about elephants is, when they get drunk, they actually CAN rip shit out of the ground. Even if its a utility pole. This isnt the elephants fault, and the moral of this story is that if you live in a village near wild elephants that have a taste for your rice beer, just hide it better. Put a lock on your fridge, create a beer-pulley system and hoist your beer out of the elephants reach, dig a beer cellar, or better yet, dont let the elephant in your house! You know what he wants, and you know what happens if he gets it.
It isnt rocket science.
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