Randomness
McDonalds hash browns: how could something so wrong taste so right?
Worst pick-up line ever: "Im feeling arrogant tonight. Not chauvinistic, but arrogant." (This was actually used on me Sunday night)
Will someone please come take over my lease? Seriously. Please.
Lets do a karaoke duet.
Dead, peeling skin is not cute.
2 comments:
What the crap did the guy think you were going to say? "Oh, gee whiz! I *love* arrogant guys!" What a doofus.
Im not sure what he expected me to say, but what I DID say was, "Wow. Thats a special time in a guys life. See ya." and walked away.
Later he invited himself to sit at my table and asked me if there was anything he could get me. (?)
I told him "Nope, lifes good!" and he finally left.
Awesome.
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