Seriously? Is Portland full of pretentious douche bags all of a sudden? I posted an ad on LoveLab and every time I search the "boys seeking girls" ads they all sound the same: pretentious bike riding vegan douche bag seeks snarky hipster hot girl that can use as many obscure adjectives to describe themselves as possible. Ugh. Gross.
Can we all just stop pretending to love the fucking outdoors so much? Obviously we are all in bars and coffee shops most of the goddam time, so how about we just call it what it is?
Anywho. Alexis's latest post reminded me of something I have become aware of in recent years - and is definitely in line with some shit going down in my life recently - and that is that bitches be crazy. Its a scientific fact that all women are crazy on some level and it is also known that they will prove this at any given moment. When bitches start to act up with the crazy I always remind myself "Chrissy - Bitches. Be. Crazy. Theres nothing you can do about it. Live your life girl." And I usually feel better.
So, other than feeling like this city is full of pretentious douche bags and crazy bitches, I've managed to catch myself a nasty little cold. This would bother me more if my life didnt cater perfectly to the desire to lay in bed all day, watching movies and eating comfort food while cuddling my kitty and loading up on meds.
So thats where I'll be if you need me.
xo
1 comment:
Oooooo I hope you're stocked with plenty of shows that are really really entertaining.
You have the best philosophies ever.
Those boys sound very very off-putting. And Bitches Be Crazy.
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