Seriously. Why is this man employed? He is by far the worst talk show host ever. I just witnessed him conduct the dryest interview with one of the funniest people in comedy AND insult his musical guest all in one show. Who decided he was qualified to follow Conan? Perhaps more importantly, why am I still awake and feeling compelled to bitch about Carson Daly at this hour? The glamorous life of the unemployed, I tells ya, it never ceases to amaze.
Guess what? I am not very good at crosswords but I am very good at wanting to get drunk at noon.
Xo
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No it's true-- why does he have a talk show? why? How funny would us drunk on tv be? Much funnier-- they let Chelsea Handler have that. I figure only one in a generation gets that so we're screwed. If we got our hands on a video camera and lived in the same city we could do some low budg Wayne's World kind of thing. That's a realy good idea we won't be able to follow up on. :(
I had a dream last night in which I had a kind of theme park pioneer fort and I proclaimed to all of my friends "bloody marys in the FORT!" It was morning in the dream.
(My point is that great minds drink alike.)
A: Word UP. We would clearly have a very successful show on our hands. Perhaps we could market the idea and get funding? Cause, you know, in this day and age there is plenty of extra money floating around for just this sort of thing. *sigh*
KFR: Great minds DO drink alike and I am totally down for bloody marys in the fort!
xo
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