Is it annoying to write about writing all the time? I swear that this is not the new theme of this blog, its just on my mind lately!
So, long story short - I have decided that I am a good writer trapped in a mediocre writers body. I just havent learned how to rescue the good writer and liberate her from the mediocre. This is my new mission. Though my chosen career has very little to do with writing, Ive always enjoyed doing it and no one enjoys reading crap, so there you have it.
Today I described a Pepsi vending machine as a carbonated, delicious oasis. Im pretty sure that is the most accurate depiction of a Pepsi machine ever written. I may be biased because I truly *love* Pepsi, but that is beside the point.
Right now I should be writing that boring-ass paper for my speech class, but I dont have the time to agonise over it right now.
This reminds me! Today I learned the difference between "hot ass pizza" and "hot-ass pizza" and let me tell you, I dont want any ass pizza, hot or otherwise, ever.
My mint tea is only lukewarm. Boo.
1 comment:
Unless, of course, that ass is hot in the figurative sense.
(Side note: I have to correct the hyphenated adjectives thing on about 90% of the papers I grade.)
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